50 ways to please your lover....

Haha..sucked in badly!! I did get your attention though didn’t !? ; ) hehehehe
O.K. I’m going to have a go at this 50 questions thing going around. All my friends are doing it…so why the heck not!?

1 Do you like blue cheese?
Hell NO! I wouldn’t eat any other skanky stuff that’s been in my fridge with a mustache..why the heck would I eat mouldy cheese……..Eeeewwww…

2.Have you ever smoked a cigarette?
Yes. I’m a reformed smoker.. I gave up 24 years ago… and I still crave a smoke sometimes.

3. Do you own a gun?
Absolutely not!! I get really bad PMS…so there’s no way I’d have something that dangerous in the house because it would be really tempting to use when people are pissing me off. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.. DON’T TRY AND PRETEND YOU DON’T!! DID YOU CHANGE THE TOILET ROLL WHILE YOU WERE IN THERE?? ARE YOU FREAKIN KIDDING ME..THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE IN THE WHOLE OF THIS F%&*ING HOUSE!!!!?? WHERE’S THAT GUN!! oopsy : ) Got alittle carried away with that one …
4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic? Isn’t Sonic a hedgehog?

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Depends on what kind of doctor. My general practitioner? No. My gynecologist? Yes. Don’t mention dentist… where’s my Valium??
6. Do you like hot-dogs?
I could take them or leave em.. if I’m starving I’ll eat one.. or a fat juicy child…whatever’s handy : )
7. Favorite Christmas Song?
The twelve days of Christmas..for sentimental reasons..
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Ummm.. Echo..Caro..or coffee.. depends on what I’m doing. I like it sweet and white…just like me : )
9. Can you do push-ups?
If someone holds a gun to my head…(another good reason for not having a gun in the house) ; )
10. What’s your favorite meal?
Lasagna…no caramel ice-cream.. no honeycomb ice-cream.. ok I’ll narrow it down to one. Food ; )
11. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?Only one?? I’m a bit of a gypsy..so I like all of my jewellery.
12. Favorite hobby? Spending time on RB : )

13. Do you work with people who idolize you? Umm..I work at home.. so yes LOL

14. Name a trait that you hate about yourself?
I cry when I don’t want to.. like at Centrelink.. and the supermarket..

16. Middle name? I don’t have one.

17. Name 3 thoughts at this moment: How can I justify spending this much time on the computer…? What will I eat for morning tea..? And… the last one is a secret ; )

18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday: Nothing..nothing…and nothing..

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink. Errr… Berry gatorade .. water.. Echo/coffee

20. Current worry right now? How am I going to answer all these freakin questions??

21. Current hate right now? Two faced people… and people who are rude when they don’t need to be..

22. Favorite place to be?
In bed …at the computer..and…. with my kids.. anywhere : )
23. How did you bring in New Years? I watched the fireworks on TV with my kids and fell asleep straight after.

24. Favorite place to go? For a walk…
25. What is your most recurring dream? it used to be someone is chasing me.. and I can’t run fast enough.. but now…it’s floods.. or flying.. and OH..I’m always pregnant!! What’s up with that?? Time to go back to my therapist me thinks!

26. Introvert or extrovert? Introvert. Until I get to know someone really well..

27. What color shirt are you wearing? two toned blue T
28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
I never have… who can afford satin sheets??
29. Can you whistle?
Yes : ) 2 ways..
30. Favorite color(s)? lots of them… it used to be blue.. but now I like raspberry
31. Would you be a pirate? Hell no! I get sea sick.. thought I did have to wear a patch on one eye when i was six… does that count?

32. What songs do you sing in the shower? I don’t think I sing in the shower.. I usually think in the shower.

33. Favorite girl’s name? that’s easy.. Amy and Sarah of course…coz I picked them : )

34. Favorite boy’s name? Jay.. no Luke..
35. What’s in your pocket right now? A tissue.. in case I cry..

36. Last thing that made you laugh? That’s a secret too ; )

37. Bed sheets as a child? Yes 2 of them.. : ) nah..I think they were stripey

38. Worst injury you’ve ever had? I almost cut off the top of my left thumb.. so I have a mongy thumb.. I keep the nail longish so you can’t see it. The other injury was to my soul.. but that one is healing…slowly..
39. Do you love where you live? YES!! When it’s not raining..because the Leeches come out when it rains… YUK..I HATE THEM.. feeling pukey now..

40. How many TV’s are in your house?
5 but we don’t use them..

41. What is your worst habit?
Chewing ice.. I love it.. but other people hate it..

42. How many dogs do you have? None. but I’ve had a few over my life time..

43. Does someone have a crush on you? I doubt it… if they do I don’t know about it.

45. What is your favorite book? The Thorn birds.

46. What is your favorite candy? MMMM…chocolate… and Allens lollies..

47. What is your favorite sports team? I don’t have one.. but I like watching the Olympics..
48. What song do you want played at your funeral? Lean on me…You’ll never walk alone and Amazing grace..oh..and Spirit in the Sky
My sis and I have a pact whoever dies first has that at the funeral..and the other one has to dance a skinhead dance to it…LMAO my sis wants to go first!

49. What were you doing at 12 AM last night? Errr.. sleeping.. sh!t I’m just realizing how boring I am… no wonder no-one has a crush on me!!
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning?
Woohooo… I’m still alive.. : )

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