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The Ancient Skater, Forever Skate ukiyo e style
Designed by SusanSanford
Here is a much happier guy than the Ancient Mariner, the Ancient Skater. You can spot quite a few of them around Lake Merritt, along with tree climbing dogs and people yelling about the revolution. Anyway, his beard is defying the laws of physics to proclaim his right to skate until the end of time. And for no particular reason, I have rendered him as a ukiyo e type character (ukiyo e was the Japanese woodcut genre in which everyday characters were depicted going about their lives).
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Unisex T-Shirt

The Ancient Skater, Forever Skate ukiyo e style by SusanSanford