Only 2 Hard Problems in Computer Science: version 2.0.0-rc-937.04-hot-patch

suranyami

Engadine, Australia

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New and improved! Now with v3.0 web-scale compatible reactive paradigm and seamless property-driven development test suite.

There are only 2 hard problems in computer science:

0. Cache invalidation
1. Naming things
7. Asynchronous callbacks
2. Off-by-one errors
3. Buffer overrun

Fun fact! When I first thought of adding the Buffer Overrun line, I tried pasting a random `erl_crash.dump` file that I ran through this unicode mangling tool (https://lunicode.com/creepify).

The following hilarious things happened:

1. Atom Editor completely crashed. I had to switch to using TextWrangler to even be able to edit it at all.

2. Trying to paste the unicode block in here caused Google Chrome to crash, so I trimmed the text down to only a few hundred lines… I didn’t notice that the original crash dump file had 75K lines.

3. The shorter version of the text pasted into Facebook, rendered briefly, then Facebook threw an error, then the Chrome tab died.

4. Illustrator and Photoshop both died when I tried pasting the unicode in directly.

QED!

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