AUSTRALIA VS INDIA – FINAL CRICKET MATCH -06 Jan 15 , 2015–SCG –SLEDGING OPRA -TEAM MEETINGS

Author: Sunil Sharma – Sunilism – Sunil_c_sharma@hotmail.com
This article is a joke – no pun intended.

Cricket is enjoyed by all people. What is the spirit of the Cricket ?
Win the Game at any cost – Sledging – Bantering – Aggression – All allowed and part of the game and its history. But we love sprit of the Game or at least its mention somewhere.
The series has been decided in favour of Australia and they have the chance to regain Border- Gavaskar Cricket Trophy 2015 by 2:0 with Sydney TEST still to go today, It has brought the tears of joy to Australian Camp as Australia lost this trophy to India by 4:0 last time when they played in India.

However, the hosts Australian team did not expect that India will challenge them in their own backyard not only with their cricketing skills but also the sledging skills for the mental degradation with full on abuse they felt has came to bite them back . Indians are challenging them for the honor of claiming top status being master of sledging, Bantgering, intimidation leading to mental degradation and playing a rash shot in the heat of the moment.

Sledging, Bantering and its psychological has been originally developed, enhanced, mastered and practised with a copy right by Australian cricket team and anyone trying to use it need to take tuition from approved Australian camp for pure authenticity to minimise adulteration of its effectiveness.
Indian team Captain Virat Kohli has been advised not to use sledging by acting as a spoiled brat by his highness Professor David Warner. Mr Kohli did not seems to understand that using Australian sledging copy right material and changing and expending its contents is illegal & unlawful and should remain prepared to be reprimanded by match referees, officials, TV and field umpires.
He has been advised to contact Mr Ravi Shastri , Director of Cricket , BCCI India to check on his bashfulness, assertiveness, severe eve- to -eve contact , aggressively charging and intimidatory body language in Australian backyard against Australian player and spectators in front of whole international and Australian media.

AUSTRALIAN CRICKET CAMP:

Steven Smith: Mate we got to do something in SCG to contain Indian cricket team using advanced sledging techniques and tools to be used in the final test match. This is very upsetting that this Indian team is although 2:0 down and already lost the Border- Gaveskar Cricket Trophy but they are very hard to contain as they are becoming increasingly confident with their on- field cricketing power in batting to give us frightening and stubborn challenge. Further, I am on alert and attentive with their teams relentless attack with bat , ball , sledging and body language and they are increasingly looking more at home with the pitches and their eventual claim leading to the World Cup 2015. They are planning strategically by accustoming to Australian Conditions and pitches. Dhoni has already started his preparation with the one day team as a head start.
Now new captain Virat Kohli is making new strategies to counter challenge us and take prey from our mouth by being on our face all the time.
What are you doing Mitchell Johnson, you are in rehab now and we want you to recharge your sledging power battles and stream roll the teams in the Triangular series.
Michell Johnson: Stevvy, I am sorry mate that I am here in the meeting because I feel so feared for all of you as I know Virat Kohli (VK) has taunted me and hurt me with his attack on my actual and personal balls they I get often in my nightmares which come so often now.
I was never so much down on my form and Indians kept hitting me Kohli – Rahne – Vijay pile runs in SCG and belted us to drop down on the pitch scoring 203 and 167 runs. I am sure Professor Emeritus Steve Waugh always used to say that sledging is the double sided sharp sword for mental degradation and weaker suffers and this time I fall on that sword and in rehab.
Professor David Warner : MJ you are lucky at least in rehab now due to sledging attack from the Kohli. I also see nightmares with his power shots and he broken my thumb so I am in a sort of rehab, can pick the ball nor hold the bat properly.
Darren Lehmann: Mate MJ! you are our fire power, have a license to test the opposition batsmen and we will use you next time sparingly and avoid facing Kohli he seems to get in your skin and you start pelting ball at him instead of stumps. Don,t worry about not taking wicket. May be it was not your day.
Steven Smith: Mate lets chill out and never target this VK – thing as he seems go get all the attention and I hate his beard which I also see in my nightmares.
Haddin: Mate all will be fine , I doubt if Kohli will make a century at least he can’t make double century which Tendulkar did in SCG.

INDIAN CRICKET CAMP:

Ravi Shastry: Boys ! I am proud of you . I am sure you will play great at SCG and keep the fire burning . Last time when I was playing at SCG I made my first double hundred and Kris Srikanth made a hundred.
Virat Kohli: I am thankful for BCCI to become serious about the plan to regain ICC top Test Match team status and this will happen by our evolving team who can put their hand crocodiles mouth and take their teeth out. I am not saying this to intimidate Australia but have to do this if they are in path , we got to be better than them and help them taste their own medicine.
Shikar Dhawan : Turling his moustaches . I tell you this time Australian team will be searching for the balls outside park boundaries. I am growing my moustaches more which I turl last time in India against Australians.
Ajinkya Rahane : Boss Just Look at the ball and belt it and irrespective of where is the fielder standing. Ball will pass through the fielder to the boundary.
Virat Kohli: I know my guys have fire power for Chin Music bowling short and on the top of leg stump line by Ishant Sharma,Umesh Yadav , Mohamad Shami and Varun Aaron . Go for Kill boys!
Suresh Raina: Give me a chance and I will counter attack their bowlers and will make their 20:20
Cheteshwar Pujara : You will not believe me I am just so hot from inside although I look cool and will burn Australian with my batting like I did in India against them.
Rohit Sharma: Guys ! I am here to fight for my game of cricket . Thanks Australian for sharing with your sledging and bantering skills. We will return fire by fire.

This article is devoted to the lovers of game of Cricket, Cricket Australia, Board of Cricket Control of India ( BCCI) and ICC for being the custodian of the game and help raise the joy of cricketing skills in a healthy way so that young generation can play this game in a more fulfilling manner. Cricket is a Game after all.

AUSTRALIA VS INDIA – FINAL CRICKET MATCH -06 Jan 15 , 2015–SCG –SLEDGING OPRA -TEAM MEETINGS

Sunil

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Cricket is enjoyed by all people. What is the spirit of the Cricket ?

This article is devoted to the lovers of game of Cricket, Cricket Australia, Board of Cricket Control of India ( BCCI) and ICC for being the custodian of the game and help raise the joy of cricketing skills in a healthy way so that young generation can play this game in a more fulfilling manner. Cricket is a Game after all.

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