While searching for yet another “precious stone,” legendary explorer, adventurer and general hunky slab of man beef according to the ladies, Dr. Jones found himself deep in the heart of the Temple of Doom with a leggy nightclub singer named “willie” and a twelve year old boy named “Short Round.”
All three of them died.
Not only did they die, but they were then brought back to life by a voodoo doctor.
Now the trio travels the world searching for “precious stones” (who new there were so many of those damn things?) while stopping only occasionally to feast on the flesh of the living and use the Lost Ark to get the kind of all over tan that only the souls of bad Disney animation can give you.