That’s right, it’s contest time again!

The release of Forts: Liars and Thieves is only four or so months away, and I’m going to give you a chance to win it for free.

Yep, you won’t have to spend a dime. I’ll sign it, I’ll package it up, and I’ll send it to you for nothing at all. Maybe I’ll slip in a crisp five dollar bill just for the heck of it. (Though I make no promises about that.)

Why only five dollars?

Because I’m cheap you silly goose.

So how can you get your hands on a copy of the world (if the world was much, much smaller and filled with mostly nerds) has been anxiously waiting for?

Well, let me tell you.

All you have to do is head on over to and leave a review for Forts: Fathers and Sons.

Too lazy to search for it? Need a link? Simply click the little linky link below:


That’s it.

Just leave a review.

The only way it could be any simpler is if I wrote the review for you.

On October 31st the person that left the best review will get Liars and Thieves for free!

What kind of review is most likely to win? I can’t answer that one for you. Maybe it’s the one that’s the funniest. Maybe it’s the most comprehensive one. Heck, maybe it’s the most brutally honest one. Maybe no one bothers to leave anything and the winner is the person that actually does.

All I know is that you don’t have a shot unless you try.

Why not give it a shot?

It’s free stuff.

You like free stuff, don’t you?


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