I SWITCHED MY LIGHTS ON AND OFF 3000 TIMES FOR EARTH HOUR!!!

EARTH HOUR!!!
WHAT A FUCKEN FARCE!!!
YOU KNOW JUST LAST WEEK 19,000 HECTARES OF TASMANIA’S RAINFOREST IN THE CENTRAL NORTH WEST WENT UP IN SMOKE BECAUSE SOME DICKHEAD BURNT A STOLEN CAR ON THE SIDE OF A REMOTE WEST COAST ROAD !!!!
YOU MIGHT AS WELL LEAVE THOSE LIGHTS OFF PEOPLE…..
IT’S GONNA TAKE A LONG LOOOOOONG WHILE TO COMPENSATE FOR ONE DICKHEADS CARBON EMISSIONS LET ALONE EVERY OTHER DICKHEADS CARBON EMISSIONS ….
THAT’S WHY I SAY ……. FUCK IT!!!
LET’S RIDE THAT RUNAWAY GREENHOUSE TO THE SUNNY TROPICAL BEACHES OF THE ANTARCTIC MAINLAND WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO HAAAAARARRR!!!
MY GOD EATS RED MEAT AND FARTS WHEN HE WANTS TO MATE ….
EVERYONE WANTS TO SAVE THE WORLD BUT THIS COURSE OF ACTION IS…
A: FUTILE
AND B: ECONOMICALLY IRRATIONAL
SOME INDIAN GIT STARVING HIMSELF TO DEATH IS NOT EXACTLY MY IDEA OF A WISE MAN …
I PROPOSE A NEW COURSE OF ACTION…..
A NEW PHILOSOPHY ….
I CALL IT RESIGNATIONISM!
THE SOONER WE ALL RESIGN OURSELVES TO THE INEVITABLE FACT THAT WE AS A SPECIES…. HAVE WELL AND TRULY FUCKED THIS PLANET BEYOND REPAIR THE SOONER WE CAN ALL GIVE UP AND ENJOY THE MAN FLESH EATING RIDE… HOOOORAHHH!!!
I HAVE A BOOK ON HOW TO COOK SKANK!!!
FOR THOSE HARD TIMES WHEN FOOD IS SHORT….
WHEN THE SUPERMARKET SHELVES ARE BARE
WHY EAT YOUR DOG WHEN THERE ARE SO MANY DELICIOUS DUMSHIT USELESS SKANKS STILL WALKING AROUND WHINGEING BECAUSE THEY DONT HAVE CIGARETTES OR MACDONALDS TO SPEW UP IN THE TOILET!!!!
FIRST RECIPE : LEG OF SKANK LIGHTLY BASTED IN A HONEY GINGER SAUCE.
FOLLOWED UP BY SOME LOVELY BRANDY SKANKS AND A FRESDH GLASS OF SKANK-NOG!!

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