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  • 7.5 oz (250gsm) preshrunk french terry 55% cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heathered and marled fabric ringspun for softness
  • Cold wash and hang out to dry to preserve your print
  • 1 x 1 rib cuffs and crewneck band with spandex, to maintain shape
  • Raglan sleeve for a great vintage-inspired slim fit
  • Delta lightweight sweatshirts are WRAP (Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production) certified


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diamond bae
Designed by STORMYMADE
Be me. Be 16. Watching Shrek 1 for the first time in a long time. Little brother starts watching it too. Little brother says "its awesome". Even though its halfway through parents come in the room. They turn off the tv while we were watching Shrek. I get mad. I yell at my parents. Little brother joins in too. Parents say "we're both grounded". They send us to our room. Before we're halfway up the stairs there was a big boom. Shrek, fully aroused and naked, come barging to the door. The whole room fills with the aroma of onions. Shrek sees my parents still yelling at us. Shrek turns on the t.v, seeing Shrek was on. OGRE MY DEAD BODY. Shrek rips my dad's head off. Starts fucking my dad's head viciously. mom gives out a blood curdling scream.Mom runs to the phone. Shrek does a major jump, with a back flip, and lands in front of my mom before she picks up the phone. Shrek, then, shoves a onion down her throat, then shoving his dick in there so the onion could go down easily. Mom dies, after choking on an onion and Shrek's sperm. Shrek looks at us. "Taek ur shirts off". Me and my brother takes off our shirts. We're just standing there, stunned. Shrek yells "GET UR ARSES DOWN 'ERE". We do. Shrek tells us to bend over. We bend over. Shrek puts his big, meaty, cock in our assholes. Sure the pain was excrutiating, but it was pleasurable. Shrek gives out a mighty roar, giving out an orgasm. Sure, it was painful, but the orgasm was something to remember. He goes to my brother, who does the same thing as I did. Shrek orders us to suck on his dick. We do. Shrek orders us to fuck each other. We had to, since we both shared a love for Shrek, even though my brother started loving shrek just today. Shrek tells me to get my brother pregnant so he rips off my brothers cock, but my brother enjoyed the pain. It was like incest, except my brother was enjoying my cock inside his brand new vagina. Shrek ejaculates on our backs, its green slime was warm so warm that I ejaculated as the slime tingled my backs. Me and my brother get tired. The room was covered with the aroma of sex, combined with onions. We all are lying in a pool of blood, dicks, jizz, slime, and onions. Shrek gets up and leaves. Before he leaves he whispers "it aint ogre, till its ogre". Me and my brother will never feel the same feeling like that ever again. Shrek is Love. Shrek Is Life.

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