AHH TIS HERE THAT DAY Of DAYS GIFT MADNESS and CHEER

Wait till you see your credit Card statements .. I know you wont want to.

Its the thought that counts, So as you will be paying interest through the nose for all you have credited, Its a BIG THOUGHT you will be bestowing on those you give too.

MMMM " – ))

MY FAVE LADY MUSO for 2008

Best UP VIBE SONG for 2008

LAUGHTER HELPS.

Women’s humor:

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?”

“It depends,” I replied. “What does it say on your shirt?” He yelled back, “University of North Carolina.”

And they say blondes are dumb…
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, “I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world”

The woman says, “I’ll miss you…”
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“It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,” Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, “honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?”

“Probably that I married you for your money,” she replied.
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He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to you really badly.

She said – Well, you succeeded.
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He said – Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said – That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
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He said – What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said – Turn sideways and look in the mirror
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor
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A man and his wife, now in their 60’s, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very special wish.

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.

Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger…

Whoosh…immediately he turned ninety!!!

Gotta love that fairy!
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AND THE BEST ONE YET…

A WOMAN’S PERFECT BREAKFAST:

  • She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
  • Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
  • Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
  • Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
  • And her husband is on the back of the milk carton

Russian Home Shopping COMMUNISM LOOKS FUN IN THIS 2 LEAST

Could You DRESS LIKE THIS IN PUBLIC?

They HAVE A FUNKY SITE TOO

MERRY MERRIES FELLOW BUBBLERS
I HOPE SANTA IS KIND to YOU ALL " – ))

AHH TIS HERE THAT DAY Of DAYS GIFT MADNESS and CHEER

EON .

Box Hill Sth, Australia

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