Simon Duckworth

Harleston, United Kingdom

Each of my photographs is a little bit of MY journey thro life, my home is where my heart is seen thro my eye. : ) Hope you enjoy the...

Rubber duck group goes live ! (yes i know there not alive)

Greetings… those of you who like rubber/soap/plastic ducks then this is the group for you.. tasteful images only.. (photos, art work and T shirts)

Just to let you know with an update – Karen Betts and myself are co-hosting it and it went live this morning..

I must be quackers ! doing this

Why don’t you ever bring a duck with you into the washroom?
Because it might be “a Pekin”!!

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bar tender “I’ll have a beer”.
The bartender says “Hey! where did you come from?”
The duck says “I’m working the construction site across the street”.
And the bartender says, “Well why are you working construction when you could be making millions in the circus?”
And the duck said “What would the circus want with a brick laying duck?”

What do you call a cat that swallows a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-pus

sorry just had to do that… hangs head in shame………….

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