The Bass Fisherman & The Balloonist

The Bass Fisherman & The Balloonist

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered heraltitude and spotted a man in a bass boat below.She shouted to him, Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend Iwould meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.’The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, ’You’re in a hot airballoon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feetabove sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.’She rolled her eyes and said, ‘You must be a Republican .’‘I am,’ replied the bass fisherman. ‘How did you know?’‘Well,’answered the balloonist, ’ everything you told me is technicallycorrect, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’mstill lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.’The man smiled and responded, ’You must be a Democrat ’‘I am,’ replied the balloonist. ‘How did you know?’ ‘Well,’ said thebass fisherman, ‘you don’t know where you are or where you are going.You’ve risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. Youmade a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me tosolve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were inbefore we met, but, somehow, now it’s my fault.’(Anonymous)

The Bass Fisherman & The Balloonist

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