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  • Solid color t-shirts are 100% cotton; heather grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; charcoal heather is 52% cotton, 48% polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2 oz (145g), but if that’s too light, try our heavier Classic T-Shirt


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ornament and crime
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As worn by the enigmatic "EB":http://www.redbubble.com/people/earthquakebee !http://images-0.redbubble.com/img/buyersbooth/size:large/view:main/471990.jpg! I could have called this _who farted ?_ but that would just be silly.

Unisex T-Shirt

ornament and crime by sjem ©