She rode a zucchini to London

it was small in size when she did go to bed
woke the next morning her face full of dread
oh my God what a site to see
big as a boat upon the high seas

she had not the time nor the grace
oh dear but to see the look upon her face
as she flew to London to see the queen
it never really was part of her dream

but London she went in her bikini
rode there astride a HUGE zucchini
with all good intent she planted that seed
water the damn thing that was all it would need

how could this happen she was all a dither
her legs held tight they started to quiver
home please now she shouted with glee
I’ve seen what I needed to see

across the world now she did return
all the while her tummy did churn
then over the Mainland she did fly
got a glimpse of a few cacti…

fear and terror is no fun she cried
wish the damn zucchini
had up and died…..

still loves her vegie patch like she should
grows most things that anyone would
mint and herbs she now grows in pots
as for zucchini she doesn’t give a toss!!!!

© SimplyRed 2011

She rode a zucchini to London

SimplyRed

Cremorne, Australia

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after a comment made on Lisa Jewells" Australia Day."..we chatted about how quick zucchini’s grow and I mentioned that mine grew so large I could ride to London on them …hence this bit of silly….or insanity…depends on where your vegie patch is …

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