My Santa Encounter

Had a visit the other night, from a jolly man in red.
What a fright I got, to find him beside my bed.
He said he had a little present, to give me if he may.
But I knew just what it was, I wasn’t born yesterday.

This was some flippin maniac, dressed in a red suit disguise.
So I reached for my can of capsicum spray, and shot him right in the eyes.
He spluttered and he swore, as tears ran down his face.
I told him I was calling the cops, if he didn’t leave my place.

I chased him with a cricket bat, till out the door he fled.
What a sight I saw, his getaway car was a sled.
He swore at me some more, and spun around in a whirl.
You’ll be getting no presents from me, you’ve been a bad, bad girl.

Sharon Douglas 22-12-2008

My Santa Encounter

SharonD

Cootamundra, Australia

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