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Unisex T-Shirt
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Not Alive! Unisex T-Shirt Front
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Not Alive!
Designed by SecretLab
Buttonsquids are impenetrable, they just keep on going like those batteries that supposedly do the same, but are in-fact not as resilient or impenetrable as the button squid. However, on occasion, you may find a buttonsquid that has not sprung back like the others, but fear not, they are not _dead_ (that's the button parrot), they are merely not alive. Damn those button parrots, coveting the precious buttons.

Unisex T-Shirt

  • Plain color t-shirts are 100% Cotton, Heather Grey is 90% Cotton/10% Polyester, Charcoal Heather is 52% Cotton/48% Polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2oz/145g, but if that’s too light, try our heavier classic tee.

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by Cerys R. on Sep 3, 2018

Tshirt was amazing! It was for a friends birthday present and she loved it! Amazing quality, came quite early too!! Definitely recommend

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Great design, soft, perfect fit

by Samuel H. on Aug 31, 2018

Love the shirt, ordered a few printed tees from redbubble and all of them have good quality prints, the actual material on all of them are really soft, great shirts, awesome designs, 100% recommended

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