What I Accomplished in 4th period

Once upon a time there was a potato named Jill.
Jill was from Idaho.
She was an Idahoan potato.
Jill lives with Farmer Fran and her husband Greg and her 80,001 siblings.
The very youngest potato of Farmer Fran ad Greg was Jill’s little potato brother Kilne.
Kilne was ‘6 days outta the ground and 6 months in it’, as Farmer Fran would proudly tell all her friends at the Farmer’s Market every Saturday.
Saturday’s were the worst for the potato children of Farmer Fran and Greg.
On Saturday they were sold to the humans for their dinner.
Jill was the second oldest of all her potato brothers & sisters.
How she had managed to escape the Farmer’s Market on every Saturday was beyond any of her younger potato sibling’s ideas.
The only other potato to not be sold at the Farmer’s Market on Saturdays was the oldest potato child of Farmer Fran and Greg; and his name was Ununiunum.
Ununiunum was 5 weeks ‘outta the ground and 6 months n it’, as Farmer Fran used to proudly say about her oldest potato son.
But, to Jill’s deep sorrow, Ununiunum had disappeared on Monday morning last week.
Jill had cried her non-existant potato tears for hours over the loss of her beloved potato brother.
She had looked and looked with her little brother Kilne for Ununiunum all over the potato farm.
But after only 2 days of searching Farmer Fran told her oldest potato daughter that she should proably stop, and that Ununiunum probably went to a house and was enjoyed.
So Jill, being the good potato daughter she was, told her youngest smallest brother that he should go and play with the other potato children and forget about Ununiunum.
Jill tired too, tot forget about Ununiunum, but she just couldn’t.
She just couldn’t believe that he had gone to a house and was enjoyed by someone.
It made no sense to her at all.
A few weeks passed….
Jill still escaped the Farmer’s Market, Kilne didn’t, sadly.
One Monday, Farmer Fran picked up her eldest potato daughter Jill and took her into the house.
She was never seen again.

What I Accomplished in 4th period


Xenia, United States

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this was fun :)

i was in our computer lab, pretty bored during my english class, so i got crazy and wrote this for my english teacher. i got extra credit equivalent to a test for it :)

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