LOVE SOFTWARE

Tech Support: Yes, . how can i help you?

Customer: Well,after much consideration,I’ve decided to install LOVE.
Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support: Yes,I can help you.Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well,I’m not very technical ,but i think I’m ready.What do I
first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart.Have you located
your Heart?

Customer: Yes,but there are several other programs running now.
Is it okay to install LOVE while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running?

Customer: Let’s see,I have Past Hurt,Low Self-Esteem,Grudge and
Resentment running rigth now.

Tech Support: No problem, LOVE will gradually erase Past Hurt from
your current operating system.It may remain in your per-
manent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs.
LOVE will eventually override Low-Self Esteem with a module
of its own called High Grudge And Resentment .Those
programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can
you turn those off?

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off.Can you tell how?

Tech Support: With pleasure.Go to your start menu and invoke Forgive-
ness .Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and
Resentment have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay,done!LOVE has started installing itself.Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes,but remember that you have only the base program.
You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to
Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops!I have an error message already.It says " Error-
Program not run on external compositions." What should
I do?

Tech Support: Don’t worry.It means that the LOVE program is set up to
run on your Internal Hearts,but has not yet been run on
your Heart.In non technical terms,it simply means you have
to LOVE yourself before you can LOVE others.

Customer: So,What should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance;then click on the following files.
Forgive-Self;Realise Your Worth; and Acknowledge your
Limitations.

Custuner: Okay,done.

Tech support: Now,copy them to the " My Heart " directory.The system will
overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty
programing.Also,you need to delete Verbone Self-Criticism
from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make
sure it is comple tely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it .Hey! My Heart is filling up with new files.Smile is playing
on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying
themselves all over My Heart.Is this normal?

Tech support: Sometimes..For others it takes awhile,but eventually every
thing gets it at the proper time.So LOVe is installed and
running.One more thing before we hang up,LOVE is
Freeware.Be sure to give it and its various modules to
everyone you meet .They will in turn share it with others
and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: Thank you GOD……………………………………………………………

LOVE SOFTWARE

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