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Murphy's Laws of Combat Unisex T-Shirt Front
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Murphy's Laws of Combat
Designed by SaraWood0913
-You are not Superman. -Recoilless rifles aren't. -Suppressive fire won't. -If it's stupid, but works, it's not stupid. -Don't look conspicuous. It draws fire. -Never draw fire. It makes everyone around you nervous. -When in doubt, empty the magazine. -Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you. -Always keep in mind that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder. -If your attack is going well, it's an ambush. -If you can't remember . . . the claymore is probably pointed at you. -All five second grenade fuses are three seconds. -Try to look unimportant. The enemy may be low on ammo. -If you are forward of your position the artillery will be short. -The enemy diversion you're ignoring is the main attack. -When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy. -Incoming fire has the right of way. -Tracers work both ways. -Teamwork is essential. It gives the enemy other people to shoot at. -If the enemy is in range, so are you. -No plan survives the first few seconds of combat.

Unisex T-Shirt

  • Plain color t-shirts are 100% Cotton, Heather Grey is 90% Cotton/10% Polyester, Charcoal Heather is 52% Cotton/48% Polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2oz/145g, but if that’s too light, try our heavier classic tee.

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Excellent shirt!

by AnneMarie on Dec 7, 2017

Really happy to have received my shirt and it's going to make a terrific gift! Thank you.

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