We've all heard of a drug called Charlie Sheen by now, but who makes it? I think it's warlocks and high priestesses, possibly over at Pfizer.
Now (not)FDA-approved, CHARLIESHEEN. will make you plan better, and also make you feel like a rock star from Mars with Adonis DNA while giving you that bi-winning feeling you've been looking for. Talk to your doctor about CHARLIESHEEN, just watch out for those side effects, or your children may be weeping over your exploded corpse in the near future.
Also available as stickers!