When You Get To 50

Q: Where can men over the age of 50 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore ….. under Fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: ‘And Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Egypt.’

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you’re pregnant.

Q: What can I do for these crow’s feet and all those wrinkles on my
face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term
memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 50+ year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: ’Gosh, I remember these!"

Cheers
Rossco

When You Get To 50

rossco

Wyongah, Australia

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