The Handbook For Men.


1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they
are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half anhour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just beengiven five more minutes to watch the game before helping around thehouse.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks
you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the
meaning of nothing.)

6.) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements awomen can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think longand hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.Just say you’re welcome.8.) Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying "get lost "

9.) *Don’t worry about it, I got it: *Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3.


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