Scratching My Head.........

Sure this and just had to share.


Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ‘I think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?’

Who was the first person to say, ‘See that chicken there… I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes out of its bum.’

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs !

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on…….

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Why does a “Open 24 hours” convenience store have locks on the doors?

How come my local bank has a Braille keypad on the drive up ATM?

When we send something by messenger car, it’s called a “shipment” but when it arrives by boat, it’s call “cargo”?

Message on a web page: "If you do not have an internet connection, we can be reached our customer service number at 1-877-……… "

Why the theromostat in the house can be set as high as 100 and as low as 35, when both settings would make the home uninhabitable…..

Who thought meatloaf was an appetizing idea.

Who it was that said, “Hey those berries over there look good, and I am going to eat them”

Who decided that coffee was actually something that should be consumed by humans.

Who saw a fish and decided that it was edible…..

Who came up with beer, and why? (For which I am thankful, but I was just curious)

What made someone think that a mushroom would actually taste good…..

No doubt more will come to mind.

Cheers
Rossco

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