This is a tribute to Perry DeAngelis from The Skeptics Guide to the Universe podcast. He passed away a couple of years ago, but not before claiming rather memorably that any monkey can whoop any bird’s ass.. period. Out of context this may not be as hilarious as it could be, so for context see here . I dare say he was quite right. Seriously, “Crane Style meets Monkey’s Fist”.. we all know how that story is going to end.