My Life As A Scrumptious Dessert

‘Bleh’ she shrieks
And sprays crumbs
Across the table
‘No’ I reply
The word sticking in my mouth
Like a very
Very dry muffin
She slams me down
On a baking tray
‘Into the oven with you’
With a mouth full of gingerbread teeth
I wonder if this
Shall be my fate
Baked alive
At 100 degrees
Will I now die
A muffin man
With jam instead of eyes?

My Life As A Scrumptious Dessert

RobertCC

Joined August 2008

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I’ve edited this one aroung 100 times, but i still want feedback

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