Store Bought Fingernails

Store bought fingernails look so divine
Even later on when you’re only wearing nine

They are sexy and sleek and help with romance
But leave extra time to button your pants

Oh so pretty and look so real
Practice makes perfect, my eye will heal

They make it easier to pick my nose
But lord I go through pantyhose

You love how they feel when we’re in the sack
Uh oh I left one sticking out of your back

You can wear them in all kinds of weather
Oh shit I’ve glued two fingers together

Taking them off is such a chore
Maybe I shouldn’t wear them anymore

Store Bought Fingernails

Rikki Woods

Joined October 2009

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Artist's Description

Being a guitarist and having given up smoking the combination of having short nails to play and biting them from the smoking cessation leaves me with nails that are less than pretty. Because of my career I attend many formal events and fundraisers. For these I often wear fake nails.

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