Unpalatable

I am a licensed psychological counselor, but I can’t figure some people out.
Mother in law Madeline said nine for brunch and meant it. Ten minutes; I literally ran to the restaurant. Old battle axe hated me, but I loved her daughter. Maddie wanted to show off her seventh trophy husband, but I was not keen on seeing him. She preferred aggressive abusers.
Nine.
No sooner had I arrived than he pointed saying “you must be the laggard”. I shot a look at the old crone who smiled with delight; she put him up to this.
“William” I said.
“Ah, good for nothing, meager income, no account loser, small house, plebian bastard William! Filthy-commoner-lazy wretch-boozer-asshole-Democrat!”
I looked at him coolly then to the hag. “Early onset senile dementia with Turrets, just like the dragon lady over there.” I replied. “Terminal case.”

Unpalatable

Rhinovangogh

Dolan Springs, United States

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The dreaded mother in law has a bad taste in her mouth.

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