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  • Preshrunk, moisture wicking tri-blend fabric 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon jersey
  • 4.3 oz (145gsm) mid-weight soft fabric with vintage look
  • Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
  • Ethically sourced
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Don't "Kermit" Suicide
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You or someone you know thinking of ending it all? You want to tell them not to the normal way, but that isn't hilarious enough! Give your friends and everyone you meet a smile and a message of hope from our green lord and savior.
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