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Zombie Defense Guide Unisex T-Shirt Front
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Zombie Defense Guide
Designed by RevolutionGFX
Text: *~GOLDFISH BOWL (goldfish removal optional): May be used to make floors slippery so zombies injure themselves in falls, or to obstruct their biting capability if placed over head. TELEVISION SET (the older the better): Effective head crushing weapon, older TV sets are heavier/sturdier so are more effective, only recommended for capable heavy lifters. MINCED MEAT (preferably beef): Temporary distraction due to its similarity to human brains, and also can cause moderate damage if thrown while frozen accurately enough. GARDEN HOSE: Good immobilizer if used correctly, leave attached to tap, then attach to zombies ankle or around neck, or you can just whip them with it. LAPTOP COMPUTER (with internet access): Depending on the zombies brain deterioration, may be used to distract zombies with some hardcore zombie pornography, also useful to bludgeon head. MICROWAVE OVEN: Only useful against stubborn zombie body parts that refuse to die, put offending zombie head/hand etc in oven on high for 10 minutes, problem solved. VICE GRIPS/PLIERS: Effective but risky approach at defense against bites, you must immobilize a zombie and extract all front teeth, instant harmless gummy zombie. LAWNMOWER (push mower + belt/rope): The ultimate zombie killer, just remove push bar, strap to your chest, pull the rip cord, and enjoy sweet zombie horde dismemberment.~*

Unisex T-Shirt

  • Plain color t-shirts are 100% Cotton, Heather Grey is 90% Cotton/10% Polyester, Charcoal Heather is 52% Cotton/48% Polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2oz/145g, but if that’s too light, try our heavier classic tee.

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Ist super Qualität

by Josef E. on Jan 17, 2018

Ist super Qualität

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T-shirt Joy

by Lori L. on Jan 16, 2018

True-to-size fit, great fabric and excellent print quality. After multiple washings the T-shirt shows no signs of colour fading or peeling/cracking of the print.

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