Zombie Defense Guide

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R-evolution GFX

Joined July 2009

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Sizing Information

2yo 4yo S M L
Chest 26" 30" 32" 36" 38"
Length 15.5" 17.5" 21.5" 23" 25"
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  • Plain colours are 100% Cotton, Marl/Heathers are 93% Cotton & 7% Polyester
  • Ribbed crew neck holds its shape
  • Ethically sourced

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GOLDFISH BOWL (goldfish removal optional):
May be used to make floors slippery so zombies
injure themselves in falls, or to obstruct
their biting capability if placed over head.
TELEVISION SET (the older the better):
Effective head crushing weapon, older TV sets are
heavier/sturdier so are more effective, only
recommended for capable heavy lifters.
MINCED MEAT (preferably beef):
Temporary distraction due to its similarity to
human brains, and also can cause moderate damage
if thrown while frozen accurately enough.
GARDEN HOSE:
Good immobilizer if used correctly, leave attached
to tap, then attach to zombies ankle or around
neck, or you can just whip them with it.
LAPTOP COMPUTER (with internet access):
Depending on the zombies brain deterioration, may
be used to distract zombies with some hardcore
zombie pornography, also useful to bludgeon head.
MICROWAVE OVEN:
Only useful against stubborn zombie body parts that
refuse to die, put offending zombie head/hand etc
in oven on high for 10 minutes, problem solved.
VICE GRIPS/PLIERS:
Effective but risky approach at defense against
bites, you must immobilize a zombie and extract
all front teeth, instant harmless gummy zombie.
LAWNMOWER (push mower + belt/rope):
The ultimate zombie killer, just remove push bar,
strap to your chest, pull the rip cord, and enjoy
sweet zombie horde dismemberment.

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