Zombie Defense Guide

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R-evolution GFX

Joined July 2009

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Sizing Information

Small 8.0" x 11.4"
Medium 12.0" x 17.0"
Large 16.0" x 22.7"
X large 20.0" x 28.4"

Features

  • Each print is individually stretched and constructed for your order
  • Epson pigment inks using Giclée inkjets to ensure a long life
  • UV protection provided by a clear lacquer
  • Cotton/poly blend Canson canvas for brighter whites and even stretching

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GOLDFISH BOWL (goldfish removal optional):
May be used to make floors slippery so zombies
injure themselves in falls, or to obstruct
their biting capability if placed over head.
TELEVISION SET (the older the better):
Effective head crushing weapon, older TV sets are
heavier/sturdier so are more effective, only
recommended for capable heavy lifters.
MINCED MEAT (preferably beef):
Temporary distraction due to its similarity to
human brains, and also can cause moderate damage
if thrown while frozen accurately enough.
GARDEN HOSE:
Good immobilizer if used correctly, leave attached
to tap, then attach to zombies ankle or around
neck, or you can just whip them with it.
LAPTOP COMPUTER (with internet access):
Depending on the zombies brain deterioration, may
be used to distract zombies with some hardcore
zombie pornography, also useful to bludgeon head.
MICROWAVE OVEN:
Only useful against stubborn zombie body parts that
refuse to die, put offending zombie head/hand etc
in oven on high for 10 minutes, problem solved.
VICE GRIPS/PLIERS:
Effective but risky approach at defense against
bites, you must immobilize a zombie and extract
all front teeth, instant harmless gummy zombie.
LAWNMOWER (push mower + belt/rope):
The ultimate zombie killer, just remove push bar,
strap to your chest, pull the rip cord, and enjoy
sweet zombie horde dismemberment.

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