Olives

My olives have gone goopy, and are blanketed in fur
Not desirable for olives I’m sure you will concur

I do not like the olive, straight out of the jar
the oil i use however and like it best by far

still there is the problem, of the floaty lumpy fluff
it’s presence tells us sadly that your life span’s had enough

goodbye little nibble, we’re sad that it’s a fact
you never got to travel, down a digestive tract

sorry that your last days were spent ensconsed in brine
but we had no way of knowing when the fluff would draw the line

your fancy faceted glass jar will make a mighty din
as it smashes into other glass at the bottom of the bin

Things could have been different had the fork found you in favor
plump and seductive would you been, till someone bit your flavor

smushing, salivating, to finally swallow you
sending you on a journey, that just ended in poo

hmm… maybe you’re better, under fluff just where you are
safe and whole, unsavoured in jar

dear little olive, so bad lucked
hold onto your pip, cause your future is fucked.

Olives

Ratbag

Cairns, Australia

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