Theories: Milk

Alright, People,
it’s really time to
share some..
..personal truth.
Gotta
shed some..
..light on things…

Milk.
We shouldn’t drink it.
Because for some reason the government wants us to.
Seriously.
If you have a baby,
and “they” find out you’re not giving it milk,
“they” will take your baby away.
I don’t know why.
But I do know
that the Bovine Growth Hormone
has something to do with your babies
hitting puberty at eleven and twelve.
Think about it.

Ever notice
Milk gets awesome publicity?
Every actor
and anybody who’s anybody
in sports
has that all-familiar mustache
on at least one page of every best-selling magazine.

Milk gets commercial air-time during the Super Bowl.

And something else that gets me
is what TV promises Milk can do nowadays.
It used to be:
“Milk. Does a body good.”
Now, TV says it helps us lose weight, gives us better sleep,
and “significantly reduces the severity of PMS.”
Moving on.

What doesn’t drink Milk?
Let’s think about it.
Please..somebody..
tell me if I’m wrong…
Birds don’t drink Milk.
I don’t think fish do, either.
Birds can fly.
Fish drink air.

Draw your own conclusions.

The government’s creating an army, People.
For most of us..
it’s too late.
We’ve been subjected
to the all delicious
all-dairy
ice-cream treat
while the ice-cream truck
blares “The Entertainer.”
Our Rice Krispies
don’t ‘Snap’ ‘Crackle’ and ‘Pop’ without it.
If you can’t afford Milk,
the government gives it to you free.
…And that’s what set me off.
“They” subtly enforce Milk.
..makes me a little uneasy..

We shouldn’t drink it.
It really is a bad idea.
If you “Got Milk?” ..
perhaps you should dump it down the drain.
And we should keep it
from our children while they’re young..
At least until somebody can prove me wrong.

~QuietChaos

Theories: Milk

QuietChaos

Joined January 2008

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The Government is all but pouring it down our throats.

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