Al Bundy

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Chicago, United States

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Ed O’Neill as Al Bundy in Married With Children

“A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water. I said not to worry about it, the dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years.”

“So then a skinny woman with a hook nose Olive Oils into the shoe store and says, “I want something to make me look sexy.” So I say, “You’ll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to ya.”

“A fat woman klip-klopped into the shoe store today and said, “I need something I’d be comfortable in.” I said, “Try Wyoming.”

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