"delved between the creamy mounds of her 'busty substances'

Leonard (the Prinz Chummin) and Sna Wyatt, (bless you), ran up the darkened and alleyway. They both skidded to a halt and both turned their heads to hear, above the various noises, that surrounded them …“Come on, Sea Biscuit”.

Leonard had whispered into Sna’s (bless you) cute little, pixie-like ear, one night when they were having the rounds of his bedsit.

“Strange” he said. “I don’t usually hear Ada call out that, usually only when the window-washer calls on Thursday … very strange.”

………Around the futon, around the kitchen table, around his kitchenette floor, half way up two walls and except for his door being closed, would have ended up in the hallway, around his carefully made “Harry Potter” jigsaw puzzles …. (yes unfortunately, he was a jigsaw puzzle tragic and he had a ‘thing’ for Harry Potter and thought to himself as Sna’s , firm tight buttocks and left thigh and dainty little kissable toesies, destroyed at least two months work on three different puzzles, with her crying out ….. "Frig, I gotta a cramp, I gotta cramp, my sweet and adorable, don’t worry about me, just don’t stop for chrissakes) …. and of course he did’nt, cause he loved her and was IN love with her in a biiiigggg way, right in.

Leonard (the Prinz Chumming) held Sna, (bless you) close to him, their chest’s heaving, especially Sna’s busty substances, from the fast exit from Ada Mingewhistle’s .

They both knew that no matter where they went, Carlos(Yosemite Sam) would be after them, for the tentacles of the Wanna Bros and the Disnee Organisation stretched far and wide.

“By the hair of Justin’s Timberlake’s chest Sna (bless you). I have come without” Leonard(the Prinz Chummin) said.

………’Only thirteen times my sweet" Sna (bless you) said shyly but with deep feeling.

“No, you misunderstand me, my sweet and adorable, with creamy rack and thighs of a New England Patriot linebacker. I meant, I have come without any money, how will we escape from the little troll’s clutches?”

……. ‘Never fear, my ’petard continually unfurling’ and commenced to delve deep between the creamy mounds of her ‘busty substances’ and pulled out a small carryall….

……(Author …. about the size of a small bag, currently allowed on most airlines, as hand luggage, you know the ones, about 10 kgs, max … just thought you maybe interested) ……

“How on earth did you happen to have that, hidden down there, I am sure I would have noticed it” he said looking into her eyes, so deep and so ….. Oh, sorry where was I …. ahhh yes I remember, the carryall.

‘Sna’, what is inside the carryall???", he asked.

….“.When Pappa, sent me on my journey, he handed me a gold plated American Express Card, even Paris Hilton and Britteny Spears don’t have one and I have been going to the ‘hole in the wall’ every week and making a withdrawal” and at this moment, they both laughed, cause that was one of their little, lovey dovey, talkee talkee sayings when merrymaking.

….(Author. At this point in time I must admit, I have no idea what the word ‘withdrawal’ would mean to young, nubile, taut and fit young couples engaged in ……. whew, I need a cold compress or least a quick walk around the block, yeah at least a walk, maybe have jog, yeah …. a jog … ohhh look the Farringham’s are putting in a new driveway and the Carson’s are finally paintin their, cement rendered garden wall, and its about time)

The carryall was packed with ‘spondoolicks’, heaps and heaps and heaps, enough to pay the national debt of at least four, third world countries, or at least fix up the national debt of Ireland, Finland and cash left over for Portugal to get them out of trouble.

……..Leonard (the Prinz Chummin) said. “Sna”(bless you)." We should separate, cause it would be so hard for Carlos(Yosemite Sam) Fettuchine and the Wanna Bros and also the Disnee Organisation to be able to track us, if we go in different directions. I know of seven, vertically challenged friends that you can safely stay with. They live by a lake and they would guard you with their lives!!!!!!!!, they have a thriving business and call themselves the Severed Wharves"

“I can’t be separated from you my love, well only by 212mms”, Sna cried and placed her head on his manly chest.

…… " You will be safe, my sweet and adorable, with the protection of the Severed Wharves, they will give you the protection that you need, comfort you and I know of at least four, that will not interfere with you, as they have no inclination that way, that I am aware of. You must go to them and I will follow when all is safe"

With a look in her eyes of deep sadness, she knew he was right. Damn, he was always right and she was so into him, as he was into her, frequently, not that she was counting ….. OMG, she had the hots for him …. BIGTIME.

The story continues, of course to a logical conclusion as all stories will, which methinks, maybe, will wrap up shortly, then again …….. maybe not Pooh@2010

"delved between the creamy mounds of her 'busty substances'

Pooh

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