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  • Solid color t-shirts are 100% cotton; heather grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; charcoal heather is 52% cotton, 48% polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2 oz (145g), but if that’s too light, try our heavier Classic T-Shirt
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I’m Alan Partridge – Chalk Penis
Designed by PonchTheOwl
After a visit to his old school and an encounter with a fellow student, Alan still holds a grudge for being caned for having a chalk penis drawn on his back. His vengeance is served up by Lynn by returning the favour, but unfortunately her penis-drawing skills aren’t great. It tapers at the end and looks like a mouse’s head. Check out my other work for more I’m Alan Partridge designs.
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Unisex T-Shirt

I’m Alan Partridge – Chalk Penis by PonchTheOwl