A Funny 50th birthday poem for you mom ....

Mom …Do I really need an occassion to say
That I love you more with each passing day
You should know by now your close to my heart
Even if your 50 and you need a kick start!

Mom… I hope your day is full of love
From all of us and the Lord above
With lots of fun and being goofy
This day is for you,you silly Newfie!

Mom…now is your time to sit and relax
Soon is 60 and maybe a little Exlax
70 is Gerital and a layer of Bengay
Than Denture Cream and Depends are on the way

Mom…It’s ok I will help you up the stairs
Tuck you into bed and pluck your chin hairs
I will take care of you like you did me
And each Sunday there I will be

Mom…remember the jokes of me you told
Eating dirt and rocks after a scold
Pregnant and swinging cans of hams around
beating those bullies into the ground

Mom…remember me running into the house
Screaming and squeaking like a mouse
Out of breath and feeling in a fog
I almost died from Killer the DOG !!!

Mom…my turn now to take care of you
For all the fun you poked at me and Dawn too
You better be careful I upped the stakes
Cuz 90 is the wheel chair….
AND I WILL RELIEVE THE BRAKES !!!!!

Written By: Lesley A. Gregson

A Funny 50th birthday poem for you mom ....

poeticprincess

Winnipeg, Canada

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A poem to poke fun at my Mother on her 50th Birthday!!!!! Love you tons Mom, really, I do!!!!

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