Love Letters on MSN

On days like today,
We waste the time away,
Writing love letters on MSN.

Your picture looked divine,
Blonde, nineteen, and fine,
In those love letters on MSN.

[bridge]
You said you’d be my dove, and you gave your endless love,
How delighted I was to find, a love that’s so sublime,

You said that we should meet,
And my heart began to beat,
About your love letters on MSN.

We set the meeting date,
And my pulse began to race,
From your love letters on MSN.

[bridge]
You said that you loved me, but how shocked I was to see,
That you turned out just to be, a balding man of fifty-three.

So I met your wife and kids,
And told of all your fibs,
In your love letters on MSN.

How I laughed while you cried,
As you tried to deny,
Your love letters on MSN.

[Now whistle the melody like Pat Boone.]

So the moral of this tale,
Is don’t let your lovelife fail,
Through those love letters on MSN.

But if you ever want to stray,
Watch out for aging gays,
In your love letters on MSN.

© Copyright 2007 Paul Thompson, All rights reserved (or is that absurd?)

Love Letters on MSN

Paul Thompson

Evanston, Australia

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Artist's Description

Just in case you are wondering, this song is NOT written from personal experience. I don’t chat on MSN and I have visually verified all my email partners as to their age, gender, if not their romantic dispositions. :-o I just thought it a fitting way to treat Pat Boone’s syrupy song that I heard on the radio while whizzing through the stations. And no I am not old enough to remember Pat Boone, but my great-great-grandfather told me about him (you see I am blonde, nineteen and fine too). Enjoy

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