If You Don't Hear From Me

Dear Best Friend;

If you don’t hear from me, please don’t be afraid or sad. It only means that I had to leave unexpectedly and not because I was mad. Something did happen, but it was because the grace of God that came looking for me. So if you are missing my friendship, just close your eyes and imagine where I could be. Smile and do not worry because I wasn’t able to come visit you at your place. I have included a picture with this letter so that you will always be able to see my face. Sometimes its not easy to make quality time with the way the world spins so rapidly. And if the last time we met we said something wrong, then maybe this letter will make things sound more positively.If you don’t hear from me, please feel free to come visit me at the new home that I will be staying. Don’t ignore me, but instead cut a flower from my garden and come ready to do some praying. You don’t have to worry about staying too long. No, no, don’t worry about your emotions just come when you are ready and your heart is strong. I left in such a hurry that I might have forgotten to take the dog outside. So I beg you that on your way home from Bingo, could you please pick us my little Chester and take him to your house for a ride!If you don’t hear from me, please go to my kitchen where I keep that old jar in the second shelf. Yes, that’s right, the one you have secretly reached in and helped yourself and took to the bingo to try and extend your wealth. It’s alright, just keep some aside to feed my dog for the rest of his life. Hell, it won’t matter anymore because even when I was out, you also helped yourself to my wife.Sincerely Waiting for you in Hell,

Ps I haven’t fed Chester for a week,he hasn’t had his rabid shots yet, he pisses on the rug, shits in the kitchen, and if you hurt him I will be waiting with the pitch fork.

If You Don't Hear From Me

oscarelizondo

Harlingen, United States

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Having some fun with this write, please don’t take it personally, just a little humor.

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