Forgot My Pants

A mall store
had a door
and shiny floor
of glass galore.

I entered alone
with my phone
saw a clone
made of stone.

Found some underwear
and I swear
I did dare
people to stare.

Walked all around
without a sound
until I found
more clothes abound.

The dressing room
had a groom
tuxedo in maroon
for marriage soon.

Left that place
with red face
lady in lace
his bride amazed.

Had no pants
stepped on ants
knocked some plants
stirred my glands.

Police gave chased
people were amazed
started a crazed
in outer space.

I was caught
charges were brought
had no thought
should have fought.

Forgot My Pants

oscarelizondo

Harlingen, United States

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Another senior moment I suppose.

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