A Retaliation For Life

Mr See Nile looked at his garden and saw a family of rabbits crossing through his property and thought, “Dam varmints!”He opened an irrigation pipe and flooded the rows of special seeds he had bought to win the contest.Three baby rabbits drowned and the remaining bunny turned and asked, “Why didn’t he wait for us to cross?”Two months passed and the garden had vegtables of numerous sizes. During that time the little rabbit’s parents had been electrocuted on the fence that Mr. See Nile had placed around his patch knowing he had a winner.The night before the contest the rabbit sneaked into the barn and ate the seam of a bag of fertilizer. The toxic ingredient in the fertilizer spilled into the well that the farmer used for drinking.When the exhausted judges arrived a smiling farmer offered and said, “May I bring you some cool water from my well?” The rabbit was watching from a safe distance in the barn as they all drank from the poisoned well.After ambulances were summons to treat the sick people the police investigated the surroundings. A jury of his peers was seated in the trial entitled,

“MR. SENILE ON TRAIL FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER”
Mr. See Nile had only one witness. The caged rabbit was placed in front of the jury. The rabbit never spoke, but he did smile when he was asked by the defense lawyer, “Did you rabbit, do this to Mr. See Nile ?”

A Retaliation For Life

oscarelizondo

Harlingen, United States

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