Honest Proverbs: As ye sew, so shall ye rip!

OffCide

Joined April 2017

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Since the dawn of history, humans have been obsessed with the possibility of ripping their pants open when they bend down, thus exposing the enormity of their backside and giving their neighbors cause to laugh. Thus tremendous amounts of thought and wisdom have been devoted to the problem. In fact, the Book of Stitches was one of the texts not included in the New Testament, but its omission was likely due to the fact that the Greeks didn’t wear pants. Anyhow, buy this sticker or refrigerator magnet or other product. I need money to buy thread.

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