Smoking Ban

There once was a sad Indian,
Who blubbered like hell to his Gran,
“I now can’t send jokes
In signals of smoke,
‘Cause Parliament’s brought in a ban!”

This Indian’s Gran had an Uncle
(A fan of the great Art Garfunkle)
Who built (from his pension)
A wigwam extension
Prince Charles called a hideous carbuncle

That Indian’s Gran’s Uncle’s Niece
Was notoriously difficult to please
They tried it with chocs,
Bright coloured socks,
And even a new pipe-of-peace

Smoking Ban

Nigel Sutherland

Rothesay, United Kingdom

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