Wet Patch

Get your Shoes, Grab your Bag,
Caught you now, Rotten Slag.
Off you Piss, i’ve had enough,
ain’t my Fault you’re in the Buff.
Come on Baby, out the Door,
see you in a Court of Law.

Got those Marks Playing Tennis?
not from Going Down on Dennis?
Lost for words, don’t you Shrug,
they’re Friction Burns from our Rug.
That’s okay, I Earned a Blister,
Doggy Styling with thy Sister.

I’ve been Banging her for Years,
telling you i’d gone for Beers.
You thought I was out with Mates,
but i’ve been having Carnal Dates.
Once you’ve gone, she’s moving in,
for Sex on Tap and Hardcore Sin.

How Very Smart, you had a Shower,
Rinsed his Pollen from thy Flower.
Yet if Possessed thee any Brains,
you’d have Checked the Sheet for Stains.
Sly you are, but you Forgot,
that i’m the one in the Wet Spot!

(Copyright (©) 2008. All rights reserved)

Wet Patch

Max Gatrell

London, United Kingdom

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