THIEF! (A Lighthearted Cajun Parody)

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RACOON!

I was sitting in my chair and all was quiet.
Nothing was stirring, not even a mouse,
when all of a sudden, I heard loud crunching
at the door of my house!

Too loud for the cats,
too late for their minder,
too late for the neighbor
or late night finders.

So I sprang from my chair
through the patio door
what I saw there
a creature not seen there beFORE!

He was masked and furtive
and shied from my flash
he was scarfing the cat food
instead of the trash!

He ate with great gusto
and he used BOTH hands
crunching very loudly
he took his stand.

He was wrapped in thick fur
and his tail was thick striped
His eyes wore a mask
it could give you a fright.

He was a thief and he knew it
so he ate real quick
and soon he was through it
and he left snacker-snick!

I snapped away
pic after pic until he left
but once he was gone
I felt quite bereft.

But he turned back to me
as he went down the wall
I could swear I heard him
say “Merry Christmas, to all!”

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