SEX

I came up with a subject that I know will be of interest to everyone. “SEX”!!!!
Wow, should have thought of this in the beginning. Everyone loves sex, right? And I know a lot about it so maybe I can even teach you a few things along the way. So lets get started!!!!

“SEX”

What is sex?
Well sex is a thing that happens between two living things. Living things would be like plants and animals. People (like us) fall in to the second group, animals. We are call human animals! I do know people however that could fall into either category, although they are called human (?) they are often confused with plants. They are however still living things so they could have sex if they wanted too.
Heaven help us all!!!!

Things that are not living would be like rocks or your family station wagon. Things that are not living do not have sex. I don’t know why, it’s just the way it is, so we will not speak of them anymore and move on to the act of living SEX….

Sex is what living things do to reproduce. Make new things just like themselves. For instance daffodils have sex to make new daffodils and pine trees have sex to make new pine trees. And so on and so on!
Yes, plants have sex! Kind of weird sex but it is sex never the less and sometimes they do it and they don’t even know there doing it. Plant sex is not fun like people sex. OK, that pretty much covers plant sex so lets move on to animal sex. I’m not going to spend a lot time talking about other animals sex because it is boring and stupid and who wants to talk about boring and stupid sex. So I am going to move right to human sex….

Human sex and how it works!!!!
There are two kinds of humans, girl humans and boy humans and they are born with different (things). When human boys grow up all they think about is the girl’s (thing) but as long as they are still boys and girls they are not allowed to do anything about this because they are not mature enough. However when they grow up and become MEN and WOMEN (at this point they are called adults) they can. Then the woman, if she desires will allow the man to have her (thing) (not to keep of course) and they will share their (things), joining them together for a minute (sometimes a minute and a half) and afterward they will laugh and smoke cigarettes and hope they did not make another human….

And that is everything I know about SEX!!!!

SEX

nastruck

Newark, United States

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