LIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR

Mugsy

Port Elizabeth, South Africa

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My husband went off on some crusade
But was afraid I’d get laid
So a locksmith was appointed
To prevent me from being anointed
In steel I was encased
Just to keep me chaste
What a waste!
But little did he know
To what lengths I’d go
The key to my success
More or less
Was a knight
With a light
Keeping abreast
A cold feeling on my chest
Who could turn a knight out on a night like this?
He was my knight light
A light knight
With a clunk and a metallic squeal
My knight of steel
Armed with keys aplenty
About four hundred a twenty
Set about the task
Sweating under his mask
But by the time he found the right key
I desperately needed to pee
So the moment was gone
A battle not won…………..

This could be verse
But I couldn’t do much worse
So I’ll stick to clicking away
A loose Canon in my hand
Would be better planned

So no more poetry from me!!!!!!!!!!!!

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