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  • Solid color t-shirts are 100% cotton; heather grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; charcoal heather is 52% cotton, 48% polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2 oz (145g), but if that’s too light, try our heavier Classic T-Shirt
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Snug Jobs (black text)
Designed by mta-sextape
Advertise your very own turnkey business with this fine and fancy t-shirt design. Need it on a hoodie instead? I guess you can get that too. Jesus. I don't fucking care. Just buy our shit. BUY OUR SHIT RIGHT NOW! I mean, though. Think about how cute you will be to passers-by or whatever. Do you crave human touch and interaction? What better way to show it than by requiring other people to pay you before you will touch them? We hate everyone, and so can you!
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Unisex T-Shirt

Snug Jobs (black text) by mta-sextape