Advertise your very own turnkey business with this fine and fancy t-shirt design. Need it on a hoodie instead? I guess you can get that too. Jesus. I don't fucking care. Just buy our shit. BUY OUR SHIT RIGHT NOW!
I mean, though. Think about how cute you will be to passers-by or whatever. Do you crave human touch and interaction? What better way to show it than by requiring other people to pay you before you will touch them?
We hate everyone, and so can you!