Melbourne, United States

Just an uptown girl living in a bonerly world. Just a shitty boy, born and raised in REDACTED

I guess this is day 2 or 4 or something. I'm not a mathematician.

We really need you guys to buy our junk. Like, it is imperative. We would like to stop going to our stupid, horrible jobs. Because those jobs suck. They suck shit through a crazy straw.
Just buy our shirts. FFS, put a Jackson down, ok?
Sorry We only update this blog when we’re drunk, but when we’re not drunk we’re at work. And we can’t update from there.
So go to hell.

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