mta-sextape

Melbourne, United States

Just an uptown girl living in a bonerly world. Just a shitty boy, born and raised in REDACTED

You think this is a fucking game?

We’ve been on here, what? Over 72 hours now? And we haven’t gotten paid a cent. What the hell are you people waiting for? You think these shirts are going to just fly off of your computer screen and cover your gross, melted candle-looking torsos? You think people are going to think you’re witty and want to show you their butt because you SAW A CLEVER SHIRT ON THE INTERNET?
Wake up call, chud-sucker. No! It’s not gonna happen. Your shit is dick-biscuits. Look at your fucking shirt. Look at it! You know what it looks like? Something a dumb-a-saurus would wear. Nobody’s going to show you their butt with you looking like a dumb-a-saurus. Buy the fucking t-shirts, asshole.
Here is our product guarantee:
If you wear one of our shirts for a solid 36 hours, and nobody shows you their butt, we will show you our butts. Just message us on RedBubble, and use promo code IBOUGHTATHINGNOWSHOWMEYOURBUTT, and include your email address or MSM enabled mobile phone number. Text message and data rates may apply when we show you our butts.
I am SO HORNY for your money. Please give it to me by buying these fucking shirts that I poured my blood, sweat, tears, and sexual fluids into.
Don’t make me come to your house and look in your fucking dining room window while you’re trying to eat dinner with your family and I’m outside all wasted orphan from starvation due to not being able to afford food because of how many of these shirts you didn’t buy.
That will happen. That’s our other guarantee.
Dickface.

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