Thank you Andy Mercer

Thank you Andy Mercer

Andy mentioned that his memory wasn’t so hot these days. His comment reminded me that I have a 40th wedding anniversary either tomorrow or the 6th of September… I always forget which day, much to the amusement of my kids. I was married a little over half way through the last century!

Some thoughts on marriage:
If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn’t have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn’t have to hear about the way his mother cooked.

When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.

Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener!

When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.

Gamophobia is the fear of marriage.

A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, “Darling, it’s my mother’s birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She would like something electric.”
The husband replied, “How about a chair?”

Any more?

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